Whats My Age Again

I took her out, it was a Friday nightI wore cologne to get the feeling rightWe started makin out and she took off my pantsBut then, I turned on the TVAnd thats about the time she walked away from meNobody likes you when youre 23And are still more amused by TV showsWhat the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my ageWhats my age again?Whats my age again?Then later on, on the drive homeI called her mom from a pay phoneI said I was the cops and your husbands in jailThis state looks down on sodomyAnd thats about the time that bitch hung up on meNobody likes you when youre 23And are still more amused by prank phone callsWhat the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my ageWhats my age again?Whats my age again?And thats about the time she walked away from meNobody likes you when youre 23And you still act like youre in freshman yearWhat the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my ageWhats my age again?Thats about the time that she broke up with me (whats my age again?) No one should take themselves so seriouslyWith many years ahead to fall in lineWhy would you wish that on me, Ill never wanna act my ageWhats my age again?Whats my age again?Whats