there was me and my monkey and with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filters lips reclining in the passenger seat of my super charged jet black chevrolet he had the soft top down he liked the win in his face he said "son you even been to vegas?" i said "no" he said "that's where we're gonna go need a change of place" and we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the noon sings he said "heft my wallet in el segondo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine we made tracks to the mandalay bay hotel asked the bell boy if he'd take me an my monkey as well? he looking in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said "if you monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!" me and my monkey with a dream and a gun i'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone me and my monkey like butch and the sundance kid trying to understand why he did what he did why he did what he did we got the elevator, i hit the 33rd floor we had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before he went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke he ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke forty minutes later there came a knock at the door in walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores "hi, my name is sunshane - these are my girls lace my palm with silver babe and oh yeah they'll rock your world" so i watched pay - per - view and polished my shoes and my gun was diggin' old kurt cobain singing 'bout lithium there came a knock at the door and in walked sunshine "what's up? you'd better get your ass in here boy, you monkey's having too much of a good time!" me and my monkey with a dream and a gun i'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone me and my monkey like billy the kid trying to understand why he did what he did why he did what he did got tickets too see sheena easton, the monkey was high said it was a burning ambition too see her before he died we left before encores, he couldn't sit still sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill we went to play black jack kept hitting twenty - three couldn't help but notice this mexican just staring at me or was it my monkey? i couldn't be sure it's not like you'd never seen a monkey in roller blades and dungarees before now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run that's a bad ass my monkey boy and he's packing a gun "my name is rodriguez" he says with death in his eye "i've been chasing you for a long time amigos and now your monkey's gonna die! me and my monkey drove in search of the sun now me and my monkey we don't wanna kill no mexican but we've got ten itchy fingers, one thing to declare when the monkey is high you do not stare, you do not stare… you do not stare look's like we've got ourselves a mexican stand of here boy and i ain't about to run put your gun down boy how'd i get mixed up with this tuckin' monkey anyhow
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